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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Shawn Horcoff - Two Heads Are Better Than One



Well good afternoon folks.  With having this many days in between games a persons mind starts to wander (and not for the best).  I think I've looked at everything that is Oiler related in the last few days.  But something made me look twice when I was going over the Edmonton Oilers injury report today. 

I've always noticed that Shawn Horcoff was a different looking person and a different kind of player.  One minute he's on a hot streak.  The next he's on an ugly streak.  Plus on top of that, he's has the two different colored eyes and that always makes a person look different.  But as I looked at his picture, I started to see two different people.  So I thought...

What if I draw a line to see what happens.  What do you see?  Is there two guys there?




See.  Am I right or am I right?  This explains a lot on why he is such a streaky player don't you think?  I know, I know.  I'm a strange dude. 

But you think I could just leave it alone and move on to something else?  Of course not.  So I went one step further and made him into the two different people.  The right side of him and the left side of him. 



Here is Mr. Right Side.  He's handsome and confidant looking.  Maybe this is the side that's the 1st line center and $5.5 million dollar player?  Maybe this is the guy that gets 70 points a year?  Maybe this guy is an allstar?



Now I'm going to guess that Mr. Left Side is the 3rd line checker guy?  The back of the room drinking Pilsner by yourself kind of guy.  He may not be a ladies man, but he sure can kill a penalty and block shots. 

So there you have it.  The Two Horcoffs.  Are two heads really better than one?  I'd say Shawn thinks so.

3 comments:

  1. Funny stuff man. It made my day. Have you seen Pouliot's picture? It could be the same.

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  2. His right side looks like the dude from Supernatural. And left side like Adrian Brody. lol

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  3. your an idiot. u can do this with every human being on earth

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